Jets Message Board (Gameday)

[sec132]

I have been on the Jets message board and tried to explain why the Texans are going to put a southern butt whooping on them. But they just don't seem to understand. I was hoping that maybe somebody else could explain this to them in a language they may understand. Your cooperation is appreciated.

[hb247]

Why bother?

They won't admit the truth no matter how you tell it.

[protoTexans]

I have been on the Jets message board and tried to explain why the Texans are going to put a southern butt whooping on them. But they just don't seem to understand. I was hoping that maybe somebody else could explain this to them in a language they may understand. Your cooperation is appreciated.


You know the sound a Shotgun makes when you pump it? It does not matter what Language you speak, you know what it is saying!!!!

So Jets fans, we are Pumping our Shotguns for ya & will let the bullets fly on the field!!!

[ohcop72]

There is only one universal language and it is "Violence" think about it, bring me anyone from any country or any animal for that matter and he or it will understand Violence.

So what I am saying here is, our more aggressive D and strong O will be bringing the universal language to town and installing the secondary language for years to come "FEAR"

[1TexaninSA]

Ooooo! That will wind up on their bulletin board. They are going to beat us.

Let me get this straight...do you think they are going to beat the Texans, or are you just being sarcastic?

[Yosarian]

I propose that you go to every teams message board that we play and explain how we are gonna give them all the beat down...then come back here and tell us how many opposing teams message boards agreed with you.

Of course the Jets fans disagree. I would expect no less. What would popeye do if a jet fan came here and said we were gonna get stomped by them. Thats right....Popeye would be whoopin out the can of spinach on their sorry butts.

[Wolfscar]

I propose that you go to every teams message board that we play and explain how we are gonna give them all the beat down...then come back here and tell us how many opposing teams message boards agreed with you.

Of course the Jets fans disagree. I would expect no less. What would popeye do if a jet fan came here and said we were gonna get stomped by them. Thats right....Popeye would be whoopin out the can of spinach on their sorry butts.

Popeye?

[protoTexans]

I propose that you go to every teams message board that we play and explain how we are gonna give them all the beat down...then come back here and tell us how many opposing teams message boards agreed with you.

Of course the Jets fans disagree. I would expect no less. What would popeye do if a jet fan came here and said we were gonna get stomped by them. Thats right....Popeye would be whoopin out the can of spinach on their sorry butts.

Are you suggesting that HEB send a case or 2 of Spinach to the Texans locker room before games? Popeye could probably play a lil harder than TJ regardless... lol...

[srstex]

I had to look at last year for comparrison's sake, and what I found suggests this game will be as big a challange as any. This is the first game, and with our history of slow starts this game needs to go well. First thing I saw is this, Jets pts/pr/gm 25.3 (offense) Texans pts/pr/gm 22.9 (offense), Jets pts/pr/gm 22.2 (deffense) Texans pts/pr/gm 24.6 ( deffense)so in stats we are a 1.4 point underdog ( .7 Jets offense to our D, & .7 vice versa). I would have to say the Jets D will be inproved due to the addition of Bart Scott and RRyan. The offense, I would think, will suffer. Brett was good at the start of last year and I am not sure either of the Jets QB's can match his play. I do see the improvements we have made and the fact that every offensive starter is coming back is a major plus for that side of the ball, but RRyan has a good deffensice scheme. On D, I see & believe who ever the Jets start will not be ready for the amount of pressure the Texan will bring, this one thing makes me believe in a win in week 1.

[Se7en]

I had to look at last year for comparrison's sake, and what I found suggests this game will be as big a challange as any. This is the first game, and with our history of slow starts this game needs to go well. First thing I saw is this, Jets pts/pr/gm 25.3 (offense) Texans pts/pr/gm 22.9 (offense), Jets pts/pr/gm 22.2 (deffense) Texans pts/pr/gm 24.6 ( deffense)so in stats we are a 1.4 point underdog ( .7 Jets offense to our D, & .7 vice versa). I would have to say the Jets D will be inproved due to the addition of Bart Scott and RRyan. The offense, I would think, will suffer. Brett was good at the start of last year and I am not sure either of the Jets QB's can match his play. I do see the improvements we have made and the fact that every offensive starter is coming back is a major plus for that side of the ball, but RRyan has a good deffensice scheme. On D, I see & believe who ever the Jets start will not be ready for the amount of pressure the Texan will bring, this one thing makes me believe in a win in week 1.

The biggest change is that their QB will be starting his first REAL NFL game inside Reliant Stadium and it is going to be a BIG welcome to the NFL for him. He will be running playing and doing the best he can with our homefield advantage screaming in his ear.

Good luck with your first game rookie! You are going to need it! Our secondary better have a field day while we get enjoy the "David Carr" style play from the other side of the ball for a change!!!

BRING ON THE JETS BABY!!! I CANNOT WAIT!!!

[dbruder44]

The biggest change is that their QB will be starting his first REAL NFL game inside Reliant Stadium and it is going to be a BIG welcome to the NFL for him. He will be running playing and doing the best he can with our homefield advantage screaming in his ear.

Good luck with your first game rookie! You are going to need it! Our secondary better have a field day while we get enjoy the "David Carr" style play from the other side of the ball for a change!!!

BRING ON THE JETS BABY!!! I CANNOT WAIT!!!

Granted he was at home but David Carr did win his first ever football game, and threw TWo TD passes (Miller/Bradford) We will have to be real loud to get him nervous, a few nice blitzes will help too

[Se7en]

Granted he was at home but David Carr did win his first ever football game, and threw TWo TD passes (Miller/Bradford) We will have to be real loud to get him nervous, a few nice blitzes will help too

That is crazy talk! We are going to get in his head opening day and scare him out of the NFL! 6 INTs sounds about right to me! :)

[B.Diddy]

Note to Mark Sanchez : Welcome to the NFL, This isn't the the Pu##$ Pac Ten it's the Nasty AFC South by the end of the game your name will be dirty Sanchez ......oh and Meet Mr. Williams

[TEXANBRONCO]

TEXANS 31 - jets 9 :D

[dbruder44]

Note to Mark Sanchez : Welcome to the NFL, This isn't the the Pu##$ Pac Ten it's the Nasty AFC South by the end of the game your name will be dirty Sanchez ......oh and Meet Mr. Williams

Dude lay off the Pac 10, they play some good football in the Pac, I agree it is not the SEC but the Pac can rival the Big 12 not last year but in years past.

I hope they play Sanchez odds are he implodes but they are not going to ask much off him, we are gonna have 8 in the box stopping the run, just daring them to pass most of the game.

[Yosarian]

Yeah, it's an inside joke from the saying...What would Jesus do?

We say," what would Popeye do?" It probably still doesn't make sense even after i explained it. It's ok! Ha!

[Rett]

I just say overconfidence loses games. I look for a good game and hope for a win. The bigger the win, the better.

[protoTexans]

I'm not happy about it, but I really think the Jets will win. If you disagree, maybe you'd like to place a small wager.


Depends if U live in BFE? or New York! lol.. or is it one in the same? Can't really afford $$ But how about your favorite 6 pack to mine? Oh what the Heck, lets lay it all out, go for a 12pack. oh & BTW, Shiner Bock please & a bag of ice. I have got my own cooler.....

28-10 Texans!!!!


Oh & I live in Pasadena....

[Sprtsfanatic]

I'd like to get in on that action...let me know....reside in san antonio, but houston will always be home!!

[rush2112mn]

I have been on the Jets message board and tried to explain why the Texans are going to put a southern butt whooping on them. But they just don't seem to understand. I was hoping that maybe somebody else could explain this to them in a language they may understand. Your cooperation is appreciated.

I could care less what their message board is saying. "It doesn't matter what their saying..." from the Rock....lol....

[SuperstarII]

heck yeah! This sunday pre-season starts! Finally some foozball!!! :D:eek:

[B.Diddy]

I'm not happy about it, but I really think the Jets will win. If you disagree, maybe you'd like to place a small wager.

Ill take some of that action if yall are betting 12 Packs , I'll take a 12 pak of Heni's please
oh and i reside in Missouri City but will meet you around reliant for my 12 pack and bag of ice lol GO TEXANS

[Texian]

Careful - Shonn Greene could show the Texans they made a mistake by passing on him in the 2nd RD.

[Sprtsfanatic]

Ill take some of that action if yall are betting 12 Packs , I'll take a 12 pak of Heni's please
oh and i reside in Missouri City but will meet you around reliant for my 12 pack and bag of ice lol GO TEXANS

oh, by the way...Im a Dos XX man myself...i'll bring the lime and salt thnx.

[dbruder44]

Careful - Shonn Greene could show the Texans they made a mistake by passing on him in the 2nd RD.

The Jets had a great ground attack last year but also had the Great Brett FAVRE (fav 're) and defenses couldn't put 8 in the box on them the future maybe great Dirty Sanchez won't get that respect. Sanchez scares me more than Greene, but I still think we make him look like a rookie.

Greene may get lots of playing time as Thomas Jones and Leon Washington are both threatning holdouts (maybe)

[Fistofreak]

Well of course they are going to think that they are going to win.....I mean, if you look back to the beginning of last season..everyone here thought we were going to beat Pittsburgh in the opener.....look how that worked out

[protoTexans]

Ill take some of that action if yall are betting 12 Packs , I'll take a 12 pak of Heni's please
oh and i reside in Missouri City but will meet you around reliant for my 12 pack and bag of ice lol GO TEXANS


Hey Sportsfan & B Diddy, heck I am still waiting on Red_Cowbell to respond to me about this lil wager.. lol...

[RichieVar]

Well of course they are going to think that they are going to win.....I mean, if you look back to the beginning of last season..everyone here thought we were going to beat Pittsburgh in the opener.....look how that worked out

While I do agree we walked in way too confident for that matchup, the Steelers aren't exactly the Jets. The Jets' D is nowhere near the level of the Steelers. And while I don't like Big Ben is all that, he is a legit NFL QB while we don't know how Sanchez is going to be.

[TEXANSWILDBILL]

If the bet is still on I would like to put some Shiner Light on the line. Shiner Bock makes me too fat. Along with other things.

[touttail]

I have been on the Jets message board and tried to explain why the Texans are going to put a southern butt whooping on them. But they just don't seem to understand. I was hoping that maybe somebody else could explain this to them in a language they may understand. Your cooperation is appreciated.

Seems to me they are true Jets fans.

What would you say if an opponent fans came on our board and talked trash. Would you say, "yeah you are right, we are gonna get our butts handed to us".

I think NOT !

Bobby 119C

[touttail]

Yeah, it's an inside joke from the saying...What would Jesus do?

We say," what would Popeye do?" It probably still doesn't make sense even after i explained it. It's ok! Ha!

I got you drift! Instead of opening a can of whup @$$, Popeye opened a can of Spinach and kick some serious butt. Guess you have to be over 40 yrs old to remember---LOL

Bobby 119C

[Wildbill703]

My thoughts are new QB + new head coach = team not in sync yet. Therefore if our defense can apply pressure early and often we should have the advantage. Having a new QB the offense's points per game last year becomes a mute point. The jets will be a lot stronger later in the season so we have an advantage in playing them early.

I think we will win. It may not be pretty but it will count.

[protoTexans]

My thoughts are new QB + new head coach = team not in sync yet. Therefore if our defense can apply pressure early and often we should have the advantage. Having a new QB the offense's points per game last year becomes a mute point. The jets will be a lot stronger later in the season so we have an advantage in playing them early.

I think we will win. It may not be pretty but it will count.

I agree 100% with the defense needing to attack Sanchez & get him rattled early.

I on the other hand, am looking for it to be a decisive win 28-10 Texans.... With 2 scores coming from the defense & special teams.

[A-B]

I didnt read this entire thread, but we are 0-3 against them so why should they think any different? Although I do think we will win this game very easily talk is cheap. We have def. been known to lose ones that we should win so why should their fans not think they can get one against a team that has never beaten them?

[andrew6]

If we're doing 12 packs and I don't often drink beer but when I do it's Smithwick's. I'm down for the bets.

[protoTexans]

If we're doing 12 packs and I don't often drink beer but when I do it's Smithwick's. I'm down for the bets.

It all started with just one, & they live 400 niles from Houston, so it became a Money Order for the cost of... & then everyone wanted to get in on the 12pack... Sorry but you'll have to find another blogger at the time to do that wager... I know there are alot of takers out there, but this one cannot do everyonew... lol...

[B.Diddy]

It all started with just one, & they live 400 niles from Houston, so it became a Money Order for the cost of... & then everyone wanted to get in on the 12pack... Sorry but you'll have to find another blogger at the time to do that wager... I know there are alot of takers out there, but this one cannot do everyonew... lol...

Lol do u see what you've started

[protoTexans]

Lol do u see what you've started


I was just the First person to step & take the wager on the Jets game... but hey, its all in good beer, ooops I mean fun... Recreational purposes only of course...

[ubecool454]

I have been on the Jets message board and tried to explain why the Texans are going to put a southern butt whooping on them. But they just don't seem to understand. I was hoping that maybe somebody else could explain this to them in a language they may understand. Your cooperation is appreciated.

I wouldn't be so quick to talk smack on the Jets board since we haven't beaten either NYC team yet. Just lets not talk and let our play on the field do the talking. I think we handle them pretty easy but this is only on paper....we still have to play ball on the field.

[protoTexans]

I wouldn't be so quick to talk smack on the Jets board since we haven't beaten either NYC team yet. Just lets not talk and let our play on the field do the talking. I think we handle them pretty easy but this is only on paper....we still have to play ball on the field.



Whts that 'ol saying?....

Don't count your TouchDowns until you kick your extra points....

We will let the PigSkin do the squealing....:)

[dbruder44]

I wouldn't be so quick to talk smack on the Jets board since we haven't beaten either NYC team yet. Just lets not talk and let our play on the field do the talking. I think we handle them pretty easy but this is only on paper....we still have to play ball on the field.

Well if Jameel Cook wuld have fumble the dam ball in the meadowland we could have atleast beat the Giants a few years ago, man that was a tough game.

I agree lets start the trash talking as we leave Reliant with the victory in hand and not before so. I made the mistake of letting some Colt fan have it when we were up 17 point and had the game in hand last year, boy did I feel dumb........

[Sprtsfanatic]

Just read on bspn.com that the jets think that sanchez had a better day 1 of camp...but if you look at their stats they are clearly mistaken...said the defense should have had a few picks, but commanded the huddle better...he went 2-5 in 11 on 11 drills while his counter part Kellen clemens went 4-8. Coach even admitted sanchez didnt have a good day of throwing the ball!!!

Their probowl NT also got hurt...isnt serious though...or so they say...


Things are looking good for the Texans ladies and gents!!

[protoTexans]

Just a lil reminder, in case U had forgotten...

http://boards.houstontexans.com/showthread.php?t=12726&page=3

GO TEXANS!!!!

[dbruder44]

Just a lil reminder, in case U had forgotten...

http://boards.houstontexans.com/showthread.php?t=12726&page=3

GO TEXANS!!!!

Proto really a new thread why couldn't you just post at the end of the old thread to bring it to the top. We all remember the old thread where about 3 or 4 of you wanted action on a 12 pack, someone wanted ice too, but would bring his own cooler. Cmon dude

[dbruder44]

Popeye?!!

Are you serious, you don't know who popeye is?? I can undertand the Scottsman but really, i assume you are joking or 12. Whatever happened to popeye anyway. Ever since Robin Williams did that bad movie he just went away, but there is a brand of spinach with him on the label.

[TheGoaT]

I dont like when other teams fans come here and troll, so I dont do it myself. This is the NFL and any team can beat another on any given sunday, no game is a sure win. I think the Texan's are capable of winning, but I think the Jets will be more than worthy. Texans are a good home team and I think Frank Bush has been hiding his cards a bit so far, Texans 24 Jets 13.

[Number 34]

I dont like when other teams fans come here and troll, so I dont do it myself.

Yea its a full time job fighting off the nimrods on these boards. :)

[BayouCityBadGuy]

I'm not happy about it, but I really think the Jets will win. If you disagree, maybe you'd like to place a small wager.

Since I won two different handicapping contests in Vegas - lived there for 7 years betting sports and playing poker for a living (not on the side) - You and I might have a different idea of what a small wager is. I'll be at the game - I'll give you sec/seat info and we can meet - & agree on the wager. After Houston covers by a touchdown or more I'll gently take your mortgage or rent money and use it to buy a snow-cone. I'll start by giving you the 4 & 1/2 and have no problem pushing it to -6 & 1/2. Anything under a touchdown and your bet will be seen here but paid to me. So - Wager?

BulletBob

[TheGoaT]

people who bet for their own team losing should have their account deleted. Get out pretend fan.

[Yosarian]

One thing ive learned about betting...don't bet on Texans,Oilers,or Titans.

[texan3742]

I have been on the Jets message board and tried to explain why the Texans are going to put a southern butt whooping on them. But they just don't seem to understand. I was hoping that maybe somebody else could explain this to them in a language they may understand. Your cooperation is appreciated.

It would be impossible for the Texans to put a Southern butt whooping on anyone... We are not in the South. Texas is a whole different place than the South... :D

[Se7en]

I'm not happy about it, but I really think the Jets will win. If you disagree, maybe you'd like to place a small wager.

Silly mouses and their cheeses! Where is Wired! This is the true definition of a poser fan!!!

Have some pride in OUR team man! By "our" I mean those of us who watch the Texans expecting wins every week, not the posers who could care less if they win.

[dbruder44]

It would be impossible for the Texans to put a Southern butt whooping on anyone... We are not in the South. Texas is a whole different place than the South... :D

Okay look at a map ( I am right now) 98-99 percent of the US population is north of us that must mean we live in the ..................................... South!! ding ding ding there yah go, good answer

Okay so why wouldn't we be considered south again???

[Blazin' Toro]

Don't worry guys, I am North of mostly everyone probably on this forum. I am in NEW YORK, that's right and I know a lot of Jets fans that have their doubts about the game this Sunday, all I can say is let's hope for the Texans to show up and play some good quality football and take a win (and a couple of sacks for Mario)

[BayouCityBadGuy]

people who bet for their own team losing should have their account deleted. Get out pretend fan.

Yeah people who have the belief that their favorite team will win by a certain number are just monsters. If I wager against my own team now that would be a laughable offense and a tragic one come Sunday. This is where I extend my arm and hold you by your bettlejuice head while you swing wildly and tell you " I'm not going anywhere little girl" LOL:D

[BayouCityBadGuy]

It would be impossible for the Texans to put a Southern butt whooping on anyone... We are not in the South. Texas is a whole different place than the South... :D

Every lib in America would consider Texas as South as it gets. When they fall asleep and end up in a nightmare it's in Crawford, Texas! Geographically - Key West is the Southern most point but the idea of THE SOUTH from the center to the left of the isle:mad: - IS TEXAS!

[protoTexans]

Every lib in America would consider Texas as South as it gets. When they fall asleep and end up in a nightmare it's in Crawford, Texas! Geographically - Key West is the Southern most point but the idea of THE SOUTH from the center to the left of the isle:mad: - IS TEXAS!

Actually Hawaii is farther South than Key West... lol...

[Number 34]

Texas should be its own nation. We can give Dallas to Oklahoma and they can airlift supplies to them after we put up a wall around it. In other words we give the Jets a good ol Texas *** Wuppin!

[TheGoaT]

Yeah people who have the belief that their favorite team will win by a certain number are just monsters. If I wager against my own team now that would be a laughable offense and a tragic one come Sunday. This is where I extend my arm and hold you by your bettlejuice head while you swing wildly and tell you " I'm not going anywhere little girl" LOL:D

hey genius, that wasnt even directed at you.

[Yosarian]

Geographically - Key West is the Southern most point but the idea of THE SOUTH from the center to the left of the isle:mad: - IS TEXAS!

Actually you are wrong again. Hawaii has the southern most point in the United States of America. Ka Lae.

edit: didn't see you proto..you beat me to it.

[protoTexans]

Actually you are wrong again. Hawaii has the southern most point in the United States of America. Ka Lae.

edit: didn't see you proto..you beat me to it.

Thnx Master Yosa... lol..

[gmoneytexans08]

That is crazy talk! We are going to get in his head opening day and scare him out of the NFL! 6 INTs sounds about right to me! :)


LOL ask Joe Flacco how he feels during his "Rookie" season against us. Hopefully the Jets rook will get knocked on his butt.

Go Texans...Bring the Pain!

[flaco150]

"I wouldn't be so quick to talk smack on the Jets board since we haven't beaten either NYC team yet. Just lets not talk and let our play on the field do the talking. I think we handle them pretty easy but this is only on paper....we still have to play ball on the field."


We beat the Giants in year one...and came sooo close to OT with Jets last ttime at reliant.JJ moses had a td and ran outta gas at about the 15 yard line.

Laterz
Jeff

[VBot]

I wouldn't be so quick to talk smack on the Jets board since we haven't beaten either NYC team yet. Just lets not talk and let our play on the field do the talking. I think we handle them pretty easy but this is only on paper....we still have to play ball on the field.


I agree. Let our play do the talking. I've never, nor will I ever, be on another teams board.

[Sprtsfanatic]

I wouldn't be so quick to talk smack on the Jets board since we haven't beaten either NYC team yet. Just lets not talk and let our play on the field do the talking. I think we handle them pretty easy but this is only on paper....we still have to play ball on the field.


We beat the Giants in year one...and came sooo close to OT with Jets last ttime at reliant.JJ moses had a td and ran outta gas at about the 15 yard line.

Laterz
Jeff

Correction....we have beat the NYG and if it werent for a fullback that is no longer here we would have beaten them twice...just thought I would take you back memory lane.

[dbruder44]

Correction....we have beat the NYG and if it werent for a fullback that is no longer here we would have beaten them twice...just thought I would take you back memory lane.

Read his whole post he corrects himself......