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Se7en
09-02-2009, 12:04 PM
Upgrades to an increased form of protection that a cotton/poly blend cannot provide!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/LostSaint/Texans/Schaub.jpg

;)

Yosarian
09-02-2009, 12:18 PM
LOL

It's a good idea to keep him behind glass too until the game starts.

protoTexans
09-02-2009, 12:19 PM
Upgrades to an increased form of protection that a cotton/poly blend cannot provide!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/LostSaint/Texans/Schaub.jpg

;)

What, NO TEXANS Logo? lol.. Nice one TS...

Se7en
09-02-2009, 02:20 PM
I don't like where his left hand is located. he can't do that and play football at the same time can he?

It is hard to tell, but he is doing the robot.

vanknights2002
09-02-2009, 02:26 PM
Upgrades to an increased form of protection that a cotton/poly blend cannot provide!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/LostSaint/Texans/Schaub.jpg

;)

At least know he want get hurt as often, and maybe he can hurt the d-line when they come for him.

TEXANBRONCO
09-02-2009, 02:56 PM
Lmfao:d

Number 34
09-02-2009, 02:58 PM
This thread is wrong on so many levels. :p

B.Diddy
09-02-2009, 03:29 PM
he's doing something, if his left hand is a robot then he is doing the robot.

roflmao

55Olinesdad
09-02-2009, 04:42 PM
Personally...........I am a lil more worried about the snap from center with those mittens on. Good Pic LOL

dbruder44
09-02-2009, 05:05 PM
Do I have a setting turned off, why can't I see the picture??

South Texan
09-02-2009, 07:32 PM
He needs to keep his hands low in case someone gets a bright idea from Farve and tries to go just a little higher than the knees next time.

Se7en
09-03-2009, 12:40 AM
Personally...........I am a lil more worried about the snap from center with those mittens on. Good Pic LOL

At least Schaub's new mittens looked better than Carr's did! :)

touttail
09-03-2009, 08:51 AM
Now thats funny--I con't care who you are!!! LOL

Bobby 119C

twinsfan
09-04-2009, 05:35 PM
Roflmao!

sCougars
09-04-2009, 05:47 PM
That won't work....he'll twist the other ankle getting into it!

(hah...I actually love Schaub as our QB...but this was too funny to ignore)

:D

Texas Hellfire
09-04-2009, 06:06 PM
This will not work either because he might get some type of lead poison or rust!:D

Coog
09-04-2009, 06:10 PM
It wont work, because its top is not tucked into the pants. The NFL would fine him for the uniform policy.

keener
09-04-2009, 08:31 PM
I am 100% onboard with this coaching decision...Keep it up boys.:D

HoustonFan
09-05-2009, 01:28 PM
Upgrades to an increased form of protection that a cotton/poly blend cannot provide!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/LostSaint/Texans/Schaub.jpg

;)

You're silly, dude. The y could have added the Texans' logo though.

BIGTONY
09-05-2009, 01:55 PM
What, NO TEXANS Logo? lol.. Nice one TS...

Would someone please tell me what the word "Toros" has to do with the nickname TEXANS. I am guessing it has something to do with selling out to the Illegal Aliens.

VBot
09-05-2009, 02:01 PM
Here's what Schaub needs to wear
http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk217/djp0119/United%20States%20Military/WWIITank.jpg

Yosarian
09-05-2009, 04:21 PM
Would someone please tell me what the word "Toros" has to do with the nickname TEXANS. I am guessing it has something to do with selling out to the Illegal Aliens.

you're off to a good start here. :rolleyes:

Se7en
09-05-2009, 05:39 PM
Here's what Schaub needs to wear
http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk217/djp0119/United%20States%20Military/WWIITank.jpg

Why did you post a picture of Vonta Leach?

Se7en
09-05-2009, 05:43 PM
Have you ever checked out T-Rac for the Titans? Now THERE'S a goofy mascot. A better question would have been "what does a raccoon have to do with the Titans?"

Have you ever been to Tennessee? They do not keep cats and dogs for pets, they trap and tame the raccoons that dig through their trash cans.

VBot
09-05-2009, 05:46 PM
Why did you post a picture of Vonta Leach?

Lol, could Vonta hide Schaub in his uniform?

Se7en
09-05-2009, 05:47 PM
Lol, could Vonta hide Schaub in his uniform?

Pft! Schaub just has to climb on his back and ride into the endzone! :D

VBot
09-05-2009, 06:16 PM
Pft! Schaub just has to climb on his back and ride into the endzone! :D

What do you mean climb, he'll sprain his ankle. He'll need to be hoisted up there.

therealx9
09-05-2009, 08:59 PM
as long as there's a breeze in the air, schaub will get hurt.

how long till he comes back?

Se7en
09-08-2009, 10:51 AM
as long as there's a breeze in the air, schaub will get hurt.

how long till he comes back?

Schaub was still playing in the game he twisted his ankle in, he is not "injured" I was just giving him a hard time because people seem to think he is injury prone. The twisted ankle was bad timing becaus eit actually made him look fragile. Out of all his years here this is the only injury that made him look fraile in my opinion.

In other words... Schaub was never going to miss any real play time due to the twisted ankle and he was never going to play in the 4th preseason game anyway. So you will see him Sunday.

Sidenote: this is just a goofy thread ofr fun, I do not think there is anything wrong with Schaub and I do not feel he is injury prone by any means. I also think he has more heart than the majority of the QBs in the league.

Se7en
09-08-2009, 11:20 AM
I wonder if Kubiak staged the ankle injury to throw of the national media and get them off from riding our wagon, because it was getting too heavy for our horses to pull.

I think he did tweak it, but I do not think it was nearly as bad as they made it look after the game. He was runnign on it and making very good passes like he was pissed after the injury so I believe it!

I do not understand how someone could be running on it and then later that night he needed a cart to drive him out to his car. Unless maybe it started to swell after the game and they got scared?

paco123
09-08-2009, 11:55 AM
The armor seems to be lacking the cup... Me hopes we can get that to a blacksmith before week 1

Number 34
09-08-2009, 01:23 PM
I wonder if Kubiak staged the ankle injury to throw of the national media and get them off from riding our wagon, because it was getting too heavy for our horses to pull.

No but he made Grossman the #2 so we can start the QB contraversy threads. ;)

SuperstarII
09-08-2009, 04:01 PM
I was getting my hopes up. I thought Schaub was going to turn in his number eight uniform and go back to number 7.

:(

Se7en
09-08-2009, 04:34 PM
I'm not worried about Schaub, The latest X-rays taken revealed a totaly different Matt Schaub.
http://boards.houstontexans.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=238&stc=1&d=1252438760

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/LostSaint/Art/RedXKid2.jpg

Footballz
09-09-2009, 09:03 PM
This thread is wrong on so many levels. :p

So, so wrong.

Se7en
09-10-2009, 09:27 AM
But all the other threads make me nervous.

I figured everyone needed a light hearted post and a smile on their face for a change. No doom and gloom in my thread!!! :)

Reveal
09-10-2009, 01:15 PM
why did you post a picture of vonta leach?

lol