Chiefs versus Texans: Gameday thread

[ArlingtonTexan]

Let's find out how much better the Texans really are.

[Austrian]

Go Texans, unfortunately I'm not going to be able to watch the game.

[Austrian]

dont worry austrian we will do sort of like a play by play on here for ya....describe the plays and calls type thingy

Thanks, I appreciate that.

[ChrisFM]

2 and a half hours to go!!! yea baby!!! go texans!!!!! and ArlingtonTexan... they're MUCH better...

[South Texan]

Either someone slipped some Viagra in my coffee or I am really excited for the season to begin!!!!

Time to show em we are for real!!!

[WriterGene]

I live in Denver and I've been up since 6:00am. I can't wait!!!!!

[Austrian]

Either someone slipped some Viagra in my coffee or I am really excited for the season to begin!!!!

Time to show em we are for real!!!

Viagra?? LOL. Now, that's excitement. ;)

[1337texansfan]

is it noon yet?

[txwooley]

is it noon yet?

Any alcholic can tell you it's always after noon SOMEWHERE!

[Austrian]

Yep, it's 4.40 pm here.

[Bonecrusher49]

Matt Schaub time to meet Bonecrusher

[Bonecrusher49]

Its on like donkey kong

[Austrian]

And you're dumb like Forrest Gump.

[Bonecrusher49]

And you're dumb like Forrest Gump.

Forrest Gump??? Thats all you got??

[Austrian]

Come on! English isn't even my native language, and I'm not creative.;)

[txwooley]

Bonecrusher won't even show his face around here in about 5 more hours. Way too much crow cooking up.

[Bonecrusher49]

This is American football not futbol....just reminding you

[Bonecrusher49]

Bonecrusher won't even show his face around here in about 5 more hours. Way too much crow cooking up.

I'll be here during and after the game to celebrate a CHIEFS victory with all my new Texan buddies.

[Austrian]

Lol, you're a retard.

T - 2 hours.

[Jwwillis1]

Mora and Faulk on Total Access both pick the Texans to win! Man Mora really slammed KC.

[Bonecrusher49]

dude please dont ruin this thread with all your chiefs crap....this is game day talk and people who dont get the game pop in here to see the action onthe field....use other threads for your crap

since the game hasnt started yet, cool your jets

[Bonecrusher49]

Tim Brown and Jason Sehorn also picked the Texans

[South Texan]

Geeze Bony!! Don't wear your typing fingers out before the game even starts, you'll be needing them to make excuses for your team!!!

[1337texansfan]

he is pretty much harmless. he even has a paper sack ready for the chiefs home games. he is just here to ruffle some feathers for grins.

[headsplint]

Really just to let everyone know who doesn't already i.e. Bonecrusher, this isn't just going to be a dubya, it's gonna be an easy one. Watch and see. Texans by AT LEAST 10. Houstons back on the NFL map em effers.

[CarolinaTexan]

Im here guys, the cahrcoal is burnin and im ready for some TEXANS FOOTBALL~~ROCK-N-ROLL TD TEXANS WOOOO~~

[1337texansfan]

Really just to let everyone know who doesn't already i.e. Bonecrusher, this isn't just going to be a dubya, it's gonna be an easy one. Watch and see. Texans by AT LEAST 10. Houstons back on the NFL map em effers.

while i would say the chiefs are on a downslope this year wins wise. don't underestimate them. we will get a healthy dose of LJ today. us stopping him in the 2nd half will be crucial if want to win this game. we have to force huard to throw the ball more then herm would like. i believe the Texans will come out with something to prove today. today i get the first true assessment of how good our team is.

[bigcarlos]

The waiting is killing me

[CarolinaTexan]

**** I'm ready for football, this waiting is unbearable...

[CarolinaTexan]

lol

[Armor For Sleep]

dude its so bad here me and my gf were playin Texan football.....she was matt schaub i was aj.....she threw me the ball(my socks) across the field(my living room)and i scored a td....so i did my td dance....

Metaphors are a beautiful thing.

[Sprtsfanatic]

I wouldnt go as far as amazingandre....but Im just as anxious...good thing I got the grill going to keep me pacing back and forth

[Coach Jim]

Either someone slipped some Viagra in my coffee or I am really excited for the season to begin!!!!

Time to show em we are for real!!!


TMI brother ... tmi

[Lazaroos]

I'm sitting in my dorm room with the TV in my face. I've got my notepad and pen ready. I have every player written down and will tally the plays they make.

I"M FREAKING OUT.

[Lazaroos]

Either someone slipped some Viagra in my coffee or I am really excited for the season to begin!!!!

Time to show em we are for real!!!

Show em with our raging boners? :confused:

[Wolf123]

One more hour and then all the chiefs fans will no just how far their team has fallen and Texans fans will know what a great season this is about to be!

[will742]

I can't sit still I wanna see some football!

[Armor For Sleep]

Texans | Week 1 Inactives
Sun, 9 Sep 2007 09:08:39 -0700

The Houston Texans have declared WR Andre' Davis, OT Chris L. White, CB Dexter Wynn, TE Joel Dreessen, OG Kasey Studdard, OL Rashad Butler, RB Samkon Gado, LB Zac Diles inactive for Week 1.

[South Texan]

Can you believe there are people that think football is only a game?

[Sprtsfanatic]

almost done with the grilling...just need the chicken and sausage to come off and I'll be ready....**** good timing if you ask me!!!

[Lazaroos]

Yahoo Sports picked us to win.

[HydrOshocK]

LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! :eek: :eek:

[CarolinaTexan]

20 minutes! time is going so slowly...

[Sprtsfanatic]

****...these last 30 mins are taking FOREVER!!!!

[Lazaroos]

20 minutes! time is going so slowly...

19!

[Armor For Sleep]

16!

[Dime]

BEFORE we get started.... does anyone need me to do play by play?

[Lazaroos]

15!

[Armor For Sleep]

Freepost...




I mean 14!

[CarolinaTexan]

play by play is always appreciated...14!

[Lazaroos]

13!

[TSgt.Texan]

12 to go

[Lazaroos]

12!

[Armor For Sleep]

nvm haha decided not to pick them i guess

Did they ever pick the winner? I know Sharpe said that KC was a disappointment, but that's all I heard.

Oh and 11!

[Sprtsfanatic]

Make That 10 Mins!!!

[Sprtsfanatic]

and no...they never picked a winner in our game...

[Lazaroos]

9 min!

[Charlotex]

8 min

[Austrian]

Yep, other than Johnson and Gonzales they have nobody, they said.

[TSgt.Texan]

here we go. with the pick.

[Sprtsfanatic]

7 mins to go....

[CarolinaTexan]

7 baby GO TEXANS

[thecd]

Hey guys...what's the radio link again?

[Sprtsfanatic]

hey quick question do i start schaub or brady?

both should have huge games...but I would go with brady vs the jets...

[Dime]

ok... andre.. you do the play by play...

[Lazaroos]

4!!

[Lazaroos]

3!!

[Sprtsfanatic]

can dime and andre both do play by play?? I know it get redundant but some posts come in faster than others and I know the fans outside of the viewing area really appreciate it.

[Rosstafarian]

I love this time of the year. Here's to Matt Schaub droppin 400 on em.

[Dime]

the problem i was having last time on the play by play is the 30 second post restriction..

[Armor For Sleep]

Only 1 minute left! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

[Sprtsfanatic]

I T S G O T I M E!!!!

[CarolinaTexan]

Schaub will throw for 325+ in his debut, im calling it right now

[TSgt.Texan]

Lets get it on!

[CarolinaTexan]

Lets Do This Go Texans!!!

[Dime]

if andre can do the 1st and 3rd downs.. I can do the 2nd and 4th downs.. that way, we shouldnt run into the restriction.. If your ok with that andre?

[HydrOshocK]

OH MAN!!! This game is in HD here today!! Let's do this!


LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!! :eek:

[Dime]

and I will do kickoffs

[peldon]

Here We Go!!!

[TSgt.Texan]

go JM

[Dime]

chief kick, Mathis on the return to 30 yard line..

[will742]

Finally! Lets Go Texans!

[CarolinaTexan]

Schaub to AJ 5 yds

[Dime]

Right right to Green.. pickup of 2 yards

[Lazaroos]

Jacoby was wide open on that 3rd&3. ****'t.

[Dime]

punt to Chiefs

two yard return to the 12

[TexansMVP]

54 yd punt by Turk

[peldon]

Great punt and coverage.

[NeedANewTeam]

Sure wish I could see this game live. Unfortunately I have can only follow it on NFL.com

[Austrian]

Yep me too. No Texans game on sopcast.

[TexansMVP]

DeMeco laying on the hit

[BEERnBBQ]

maybe a hamstring?

[Dime]

Pass right.. 6 yard gain.

[Lazaroos]

TJ is down. ****.

[TexansMVP]

Travis Johnson down

[peldon]

Travis Johnson down on the field...

[Bonecrusher49]

Ahman Green looked good that series

[bigcarlos]

NO HI DEF in SA???????????

[will742]

Ahman Green looked good that series

yeah i know right on one carry? derr

[Dime]

Pass left... incomplete out

[Armor For Sleep]

Simmons with the TFL on LJ!

[Dime]

Screen pass to Bennett, 4 yards..

[Armor For Sleep]

Decent pressure by Mario on that last pass play

[will742]

boy is earl cochran making a case for himself

[Armor For Sleep]

More pressure by Mario, but a first down nonetheless

[Armor For Sleep]

Another first down to Sammie Parker. We can't buy a stop. Sigh.

[Armor For Sleep]

8 yard gain by LJ

[CarolinaTexan]

a sack would be huge here

[TexasJedi]

Tighten it up defense!

[Farmer Bernie]

2006 anyone?

[Dime]

Pass right to Tony G

5 yard, first down

[Caesar]

Wow. The defense looks like garbage.

[CarolinaTexan]

lets hold em to a fg come on D

[Dime]

Dble TE set

left run to bennett

7 yard gain

[Armor For Sleep]

Nice catch by Bowe...nevermind, incomplete. Faggins is so soft in coverage.

[Dime]

No good on field goal

[Armor For Sleep]

30 yard FG shanked...

[TexansMVP]

Miss Fg!!! Safe!

[Bonecrusher49]

you guys dodged a bullet

[Armor For Sleep]

We got so lucky. Our D looks terrible against an offense that supposedly only has 2 good players.

[peldon]

Wow talk about bend but don't break. Lucky to keep them off the board.

[Bonecrusher49]

so much for our offense not being able to move

[CarolinaTexan]

FG NO GOOD, nice recovery by the D, they are getting the jitters out.

[TexansMVP]

Defense got bailed out on that one. They better step it up next time or it'll be a long day.

[Austrian]

O, put up a nice drive here.

[sportfreak001]

caught a break there w/ the missed gimmy FG. Hopefully our offense can come out w/ a nice drive

[CarolinaTexan]

Its the first series of the season, give the D time to comfortable

[wildroot]

Well we dodged a bullit on that one, but that didn't look good at all.

[Armor For Sleep]

Incomplete pass to AJ. Nice elusiveness by Schaub.

[Dime]

5 wide

Pressure on Schaub.. rolled out.. pass incomplete

[HydrOshocK]

butterflies.....our guys need to settle down and play football

[Pantherstang84]

Maybe it is the line after all.

[TexansMVP]

JACOBY W THE CATCH!!!! 26 yds

[Armor For Sleep]

Schaub to JJ...26 yards!

[wildroot]

That was SWEET!!!!

[Pantherstang84]

Maybe it is the line after all.

Nevermind.:(

[Armor For Sleep]

Green stopped for a minimal gain

[Austrian]

Phew! 1st down.

[CarolinaTexan]

NFL meet Jacoby

[Armor For Sleep]

Big gain for Green. 9 yards.

[Dime]

Green up the middle for 9

[Armor For Sleep]

Green for the first down. 5 yards.

[TexansMVP]

Green is getting to work now.

[Armor For Sleep]

Play-action to AJ. First down.

[TexansMVP]

****...Schaub sure has some accurate passes. He zipped it.

[CarolinaTexan]

HERE WE GO, texans O getting some rythem, schaub to aj

[Pantherstang84]

Gorgeous throw into triple coverage!!!!!:)

[Armor For Sleep]

Interception by Page in the endzone :(

[Dime]

Green back in

Bootleg throw..

intercepted in the end zone.

[Bonecrusher49]

way to go schaub

[bigcarlos]

****

[BEERnBBQ]

tough end to a good looking drive

[wildroot]

should'a held that one....ohh noooo

great drive up to that point. (obviously)

[TexasJedi]

Ugh!

[Pantherstang84]

It would have been nice if Dre had tried to come back for it.

[HydrOshocK]

aw man! Intercepted in the endzone. Throw the ball away Matt! You can't force that play.

Our guys are playing timid right now. They gotta relax.

[CarolinaTexan]

****, oh well, shake it off, lets go D

[HuttoKarl]

Still 0-0...both teams missed out on points.

Heads up....go DEFENSE!!!

[NeedANewTeam]

First game of the year so I am sure players on both sides are still getting adjusted.

[Dime]

False start....

2/13

1st Q over

[Dime]

I think Schaub was hoping Andre could get it done being man to man.... But he didnt

[NeedANewTeam]

On a positive note the Texans defense has for the most part contained Johnson, and that in itself is not small task

[Armor For Sleep]

Gonzalez for 5

[Dime]

Pass right to Tony G.
good for 5 yards

[Farmer Bernie]

I think Schaub was hoping Andre could get it done being man to man.... But he didnt

Ball was waaaaaaaaay underthrown.

I have no problem with throwing jumpballs to Andre, but make sure you get that thing in the air.

[Armor For Sleep]

Muffed snap, recovered by Huard with Kalu bringing heat

[Austrian]

Yay, 3 and out.

[Dime]

Punt
JJ return... could not break free...

FLAG

[TexansMVP]

another lucky break for our D.

[Armor For Sleep]

JJ tripped up on the punt return. Flag -- illegal block by CC Brown. 10 yard penalty on the 53 yard punt.

[Farmer Bernie]

what an amazingly stupid penalty

[Dime]

block in the back by CC brown..

[HydrOshocK]

freakin block in the back on the punt return.....wth are we doing?? I expect our coaches our chewing on some butts right now. Our guys HAVE to settle down or this could get ugly.

[Pantherstang84]

**** that CC Brown. Not only does he block the man in the back, but he hits him right into JJ. Geez!

[peldon]

If you are going to block in the back at least block away from the returner...

[Armor For Sleep]

Schaub killed by Donnie Edwards. Ouch.

[Armor For Sleep]

Schaub to Walter. 11 yard gain.

[Dime]

Throw over the middle to Kevin Walters for 11

[Armor For Sleep]

3rd and 8. KC timeout.

[Armor For Sleep]

Weird *** Heineken commerical

[Armor For Sleep]

Shovel pass to Green. Short of first down.

[HydrOshocK]

WOW! Schaub took a big hit on that sack....that was scary. Edwards came free an nobody saw him.....how I don't know. We're lucky that wasn't a turnover and the end of our QBs season.

But Schaub got right back up and went back to the huddle, then threw a nice pass to Walter. Nice catch by Walter.

The bottom line right now is that our team is not in sync on either side of the ball and they are playing timid. We're one bad play away from giving KC a score. The need to settle down and get some rythm. I have to admit it's been frustrating so far but the score is still 0-0.

[TexasJedi]

Turnover!!

[Armor For Sleep]

Fumble on the punt recovered by Anderson!

[Dime]

Punt to Eddie Drummond
To the 13
run back to the 30 or so... fumbles.. Texans ball

[wildroot]

Finally...A break!

[peldon]

Fumble Texans ball!!!! WOOT!!!!

[HydrOshocK]

There we go!! Finally a play that goes our way. Drummond coughed it up on the return. Our ball with great field position

[TexansMVP]

Fumble on the punt return by the Chiefs! Texans ball.

[Armor For Sleep]

Nice FF by Hutchins. Playaction incomplete pass to Green.

[CarolinaTexan]

we arn't playing well, but KC is playing horrible so its cooll haha OUR BALL BABY

[Armor For Sleep]

5 yard penalty on Pitts -- illegal receiver downfield.

[HuttoKarl]

that's a big turnover.

[Armor For Sleep]

Screen to Green -- 12 yard gain.

[Armor For Sleep]

2nd and 3 -- Green up the middle for a gain of 2

[Armor For Sleep]

First down Texans on 4 yard gain by Green

[Dime]

Green to the outside for 4 yards.. first down

[TexansMVP]

Man it's good to see us be able to convert the 3rd and 1 w/ Green.

[TexasJedi]

Alright, what can you do in the Red zone?

[HuttoKarl]

need a six pack here.

[Dime]

hehe.. you all have it.. go ahead and finish up the play by play.. hehe

[TexasJedi]

3 yards and a cloud of fat on the carry.

[wildroot]

Put it in the end zone now

[wildroot]

Finally....3

[HuttoKarl]

Kris Brown earning a paycheck.

[CarolinaTexan]

3-0 texans, at least we got points on the board...GO D

[HydrOshocK]

Well a completely uninspiring 3 points but I'll take it. They need to make some serious adjustments at half time.

[Pantherstang84]

Let's see so far...

Points off of turnovers

Texans 3
Chiefs 0

[Pantherstang84]

Gunther has decided he is going to bring the kitchen sink after Schaub.

We need to make him pay for that.

[wildroot]

D needs to put up now.

[wildroot]

Nice Tackle!

[peldon]

Great open field tackle by Greenwood.

[TexasJedi]

Nice open field tackle by Greenwood.

[TexansMVP]

Let's get a stop right here D!

[CarolinaTexan]

hell yeah lets go D

[wildroot]

3 and out! Good job D!

[Dime]

simmons down

[Pantherstang84]

3 and out! Good job D!

Nice!

[CarolinaTexan]

3 and out great D

[HydrOshocK]

good D!! nice stop :D

[peldon]

simmons down

**** Don't need to lose another saftey.

[Armor For Sleep]

Jason Simmons carted off...****

[Dime]

simmons carted off

[TexasJedi]

Simmons. Too bad. Here comes Boulware.

[wildroot]

Boulware in...see what he's got

[HydrOshocK]

let the Boulware experiment begin....Simmons on a cart, doesn't look good

[Armor For Sleep]

Jones with no gain on the punt return

[wildroot]

Our cheerleaders look hot anyway...

[Armor For Sleep]

Schaub to AJ...TD HOUSTON!!!!!

[peldon]

Td Shaub To Aj Holy Crap!!!!!!

[wildroot]

Swwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

[TexansMVP]

TD!!!!!!

[Armor For Sleep]

77 yards. Way to make up for the INT!

[Pantherstang84]

Kaaaaaaaaaaachingggggggggg!

[HydrOshocK]

OOOOHHHHHH YEEEEAAAAAAHHH BABBBBBYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

Schuab to AJ for THE SCORE!!!!!!

[TexasJedi]

O-u-t-s-t-a-n-d-i-n-g-!

[CarolinaTexan]

Schaub 2 Aj 77 Yards Td I Cant Feel My Legsssssss

[SAMURAITEXAN]

Yes

[Nightwing]

That should quiet the people that were saying Shaub has a weak arm

[CarolinaTexan]

wow did we just complete a pass over 15 yds and score? hell has frozen over

[HydrOshocK]

That was freakin awesome! Well fellas, you wanted to see Schaub go deep to AJ. There ya go.....cash it in baby!

[Jacoby#12]

HOLY ISH!!! :D:D

David Carr did you see that? :rolleyes:
AJ is a BEAST! :eek:

[Austrian]

Did AJ get many YAC?

[Texan in VA]

woot woot!!!

[Armor For Sleep]

KC return the kickoff to the 19, stopped by Boulware

[Austrian]

This was his career longest pass reception.

[wildroot]

That was a perfect in stride pass!

[Pantherstang84]

Nice to see the Texans take some shots down the field.

[HuttoKarl]

OMG like 2 minutes before Schaub to AJ 77 YDS TD I imagined him doing a PA pass to AJ for a deep TD! lol my vision came true. yes!! go texans

Can you envision another to Andre and maybe some Jacoby punt returns for TD's?

[peldon]

That was a great playcall and a great playaction to Green.