Titans rookies hazed, tied to goal post covered with honey, mustard, mayo & chocolate

[houstonsportsfan09]

haha I just had to post this. Thats just hilarious.

http://www.nashvillecitypaper.com/news.php?viewStory=62243


"MESSY DAY: While most of the Titans rookie went through the annual dizzy bat race initiation, two injured rookies who were unable to do so received a much worse treatment as their hazing.

Rookie receiver Lavelle Hawkins, out with a sprained ankle, and cornerback Cary Williams, nursing a sore quadriceps, found themselves taped to a light pole, courtesy of Keith Bulluck, Albert Haynesworth and Rob Bironas.

If that wasn’t bad enough, the veteran trio began spraying mustard, mayonnaise, honey, chocolate syrup, baby powder and flour on them, covering them in a nasty mess, just as a steady rain began to fall.

“I pretty much knew that was going to happen to me sooner or later. I knew I was going to get it the worst,” said Hawkins, who couldn’t break free of what he estimated were the 10 to 12 rolls of tape.

Bulluck explained that “We were trying to make a cake. Albert added the flour and the water. We didn’t have any eggs. We added the honey and the chocolate syrup, and Albert came out of left field with the ketchup, the mustard and the mayonnaise.”

Williams said the smell was the worst part.

“It had a disgusting, rank smell. It was nasty. It gets in your eyes and ears, and you just want to cry like a baby, but it’s all in good fun,” he said."

[Numert]

I wonder what the Texan's do...lol

[houstonsportsfan09]

Haha I dont know. Id think, just from my perspective, we take things pretty serious. But then again, that was at practice. Never know what goes on in the locker room, ha. All Ive heard or seen of was just the normal rookies having to carry the veteran's pads,helmet,etc.

[theCATALYST]

Sounds like not ony do Titans like sausage parties, but they like to play with different foods on each other. I betcha Haynesworth would have had a lot more fun if it where just him and the guys tied up.

[zanth91]

Funny.

[zanth91]

Sounds like not ony do Titans like sausage parties, but they like to play with different foods on each other. I betcha Haynesworth would have had a lot more fun if it where just him and the guys tied up.

I remember a picture of Brink carrying Matt's and Sage's pags/helmets.

[SuperstarII]

I wonder what the Texan's do...lol

If I remember correctly, the rookies carry all the bags when they go on road triips.

[Vincesanity1.0]

I like how those preseason antics add sense of " togetherness" to the team.

[headsplint]

Well one of them was an injured receiver, at least being injured he won't miss anything. Not like he would get a ball thrown to him, well within 20 yards at least.

[Vincesanity1.0]

Well one of them was an injured receiver, at least being injured he won't miss anything. Not like he would get a ball thrown to him, well within 20 yards at least.


You can do better than that I know...:D

[houstonsportsfan09]

Here's what they do up in chowder land.

http://www.necn.com/Boston/Sports/Bad-hair-day-for-Pats-rookies/1218837335.html


Haha just a bad hair day. But they can all shave their heads and look normal again.

[TheGoaT]

Sounds about right that Haynesworth's fat *** was trying to make a cake.

[houstonsportsfan09]

Sounds about right that Haynesworth's fat *** was trying to make a cake.

Haha trying to make a cake and eat it.

[Vincesanity1.0]

Sounds about right that Haynesworth's fat *** was trying to make a cake.


He's tired of having Schaubie for dessert...

[houstonsportsfan09]

Ha, Haynesworth hasnt had any sacks or even laid a hand on Schaub so I cant see how that is true.

[BIG ERN]

he's tired of having schaubie for dessert...

die troll

[Vincesanity1.0]

die troll

LOL....you know that was a good one.

[Vincesanity1.0]

Ha, Haynesworth hasnt had any sacks or even laid a hand on Schaub so I cant see how that is true.


I'm gonna go ahead and say that your post is sarcasm? If not, I have to question your Texans fanhood if Haynes hasn't sacked or laid a hand on Schaubie...

Especially since Haynes put Schaubie out of the first meeting and was runninng from Haynes when Odom separated his shoulder, but hey, you're the Texans fan, not me! You have way more knowledge of Texans' past than i do?:confused:

[texan pride]

Afterwards did Bulluck, Haynesworth and Bironas lick all that stuff off of the rookies while VY watched?

[zanth91]

LOL....you know that was a good one.

Unfortunately it was. But this year Fat Al will be prime rib.

[houstonsportsfan09]

I'm gonna go ahead and say that your post is sarcasm? If not, I have to question your Texans fanhood if Haynes hasn't sacked or laid a hand on Schaubie...

Especially since Haynes put Schaubie out of the first meeting and was runninng from Haynes when Odom separated his shoulder, but hey, you're the Texans fan, not me! You have way more knowledge of Texans' past than i do?:confused:


Bringing in random ****? Where did that come into play in my post? I dont think it did, but its whatever. So lets see the stats, 6 sacks last year. ZERO against Houston. So if these stats are wrong, then I guess I dk. But I will take that back, he might of had a tackle on Schaub a couple of times, but no sacks. Just go look at the stats, and yeah I know stats dont do the talkin, playing does. But anyways, Haynesworth is nothing big to worry about, yeah hes out there and cant miss him. Houston seems to keep him pretty well contained, contained from gettin to the QB and stompin on players heads. But I guess your the one right on everything about Haynesworth, your the Titans fan not me!?

Regular Season Games Tackles Interceptions Fumbles

WK Game Date Opp Result G GS Total Solo Ast Sck SFTY PDef Int Yds Avg Lng TDs FUM Lost

1 09/09 @ JAC W 13-10 1 1 5 5 0 0.0 -- 1 -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
2 09/16 IND L 20-22 1 1 1 1 0 1.0 -- 1 -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
3 09/24 @ NO W 31-14 1 1 4 4 0 0.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
4 Bye -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
5 10/07 ATL W 20-13 1 1 3 2 1 0.0 -- 1 -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
6 10/14 @ TB L 10-13 1 1 4 3 1 0.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
7 10/21 @ HOU W 38-36 1 1 3 3 0 0.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
8 10/28 OAK W 13-9 1 1 3 2 1 1.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
9 11/04 CAR W 20-7 1 1 7 6 1 3.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
10 11/11 JAC L 13-28 0 0 0 -- -- -- -- -- -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
11 11/19 @ DEN L 20-34 0 0 0 -- -- -- -- -- -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
12 11/25 @ CIN L 6-35 0 0 0 -- -- -- -- -- -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
13 12/02 HOU W 28-20 1 1 2 2 0 0.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
14 12/09 SD L 17-23 1 1 4 3 1 1.0 -- 1 -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
15 12/16 @ KC W 26-17 1 0 0 -- -- -- -- -- -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
16 12/23 NYJ W 10-6 1 1 4 1 3 0.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
17 12/30 @ IND W 16-10 1 1 0 0 0 0.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
TOTAL 13 12 -- -- -- 6.0 0 4 0 0 -- 0 0 0 0

[Vincesanity1.0]

Bringing in random ****? Where did that come into play in my post? I dont think it did, but its whatever. So lets see the stats, 6 sacks last year. ZERO against Houston. So if these stats are wrong, then I guess I dk. But I will take that back, he might of had a tackle on Schaub a couple of times, but no sacks. Just go look at the stats, and yeah I know stats dont do the talkin, playing does. But anyways, Haynesworth is nothing big to worry about, yeah hes out there and cant miss him. Houston seems to keep him pretty well contained, contained from gettin to the QB and stompin on players heads.

Regular Season Games Tackles Interceptions Fumbles

WK Game Date Opp Result G GS Total Solo Ast Sck SFTY PDef Int Yds Avg Lng TDs FUM Lost

1 09/09 @ JAC W 13-10 1 1 5 5 0 0.0 -- 1 -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
2 09/16 IND L 20-22 1 1 1 1 0 1.0 -- 1 -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
3 09/24 @ NO W 31-14 1 1 4 4 0 0.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
4 Bye -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
5 10/07 ATL W 20-13 1 1 3 2 1 0.0 -- 1 -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
6 10/14 @ TB L 10-13 1 1 4 3 1 0.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
7 10/21 @ HOU W 38-36 1 1 3 3 0 0.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
8 10/28 OAK W 13-9 1 1 3 2 1 1.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
9 11/04 CAR W 20-7 1 1 7 6 1 3.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
10 11/11 JAC L 13-28 0 0 0 -- -- -- -- -- -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
11 11/19 @ DEN L 20-34 0 0 0 -- -- -- -- -- -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
12 11/25 @ CIN L 6-35 0 0 0 -- -- -- -- -- -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
13 12/02 HOU W 28-20 1 1 2 2 0 0.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
14 12/09 SD L 17-23 1 1 4 3 1 1.0 -- 1 -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
15 12/16 @ KC W 26-17 1 0 0 -- -- -- -- -- -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
16 12/23 NYJ W 10-6 1 1 4 1 3 0.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
17 12/30 @ IND W 16-10 1 1 0 0 0 0.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- -- --
TOTAL 13 12 -- -- -- 6.0 0 4 0 0 -- 0 0 0 0


He may not have had a sack, but you believe Schaubie knows Haynes. Just because he didn't have sack doesn't mean the Texans line contained him. I can remember he blew your line up a few times leading to sacks or rushed passes... Or a separated shoulder. I think you said Haynes didn't even touch Schaubie last season. As for the bold statement, it's sarcasm...

[houstonsportsfan09]

He may not have had a sack, but you believe Schaubie knows Haynes. Just because he didn't have sack doesn't mean the Texans line contained him. I can remember he blew your line up a few times leading to sacks or rushed passes... Or a separated shoulder. I think you said Haynes didn't even touch Schaubie last season. As for the bold statement, it's sarcasm...


Yeah that is true. Im sure every QB knows their defense, but Im taking it you meant knows him well from Haynesworth being in his face so much.

[BIG ERN]

Vince probably wanted to take his shirt off and rub honey on himself

[houstonsportsfan09]

Vince probably wanted to take his shirt off and rub honey on himself

Haha I bet so..

[houstonsportsfan09]

Sorry to say but it looks like the Titans lost to the Falcons tonight. The Falcons of all teams. 17-3

[cuppacoffee]

Sorry to say but it looks like the Titans lost to the Falcons tonight. The Falcons of all teams. 17-3


No you aren't..:D

cac