Longhorns Vs. Aggies

[headsplint]

HOOK EM' BABY!!!


http://www.floridahorns.com/images/tamuout.gif

[headsplint]

There was an Aggie sitting in a rowboat in the middle of the football field. Another Aggie in a truck shows up and asks, "What are you doing?" The 1st Aggie said, "I just bought this boat and I couldn't find a body of water, so I took it here and started paddling." The 2nd Aggie says, "You stupid *****! If I knew how to swim, I would come out there and punch you in the face."

[blactexan]

An Aggie, a Baylor Bear, and a Texas Longhorn need some money. So they decide to rob a bank.
They rob the bank and then hear the cops coming, so they hide in the woods.
The Baylor Bear climbs into a tree, and when the cops come by, he shakes the branches and makes bird noises. The cops think it's just some birds, so they go on.
The Longhorn climbs into a tree and shakes the branches, and the cops think it's a squirrel, so they go on.
The Aggie climbs into a tree. The cops hear some rustling and they say, "What was that?"
And the Aggie goes, " Moo! Mooo!"

[TAMC2011]

Funny story about us two. Turns out my older sister is at Texas and so in 06 (my senior year of high school) she took me to the game. Being an Aggie in waiting at that point, I of course wore my maroon. Now, I also had my arm in a sling at that time because I broke my collar bone in football. So my sister and I made the walk trip from her apartment to the stadium. On the way, car's stopped on the road to yell at me and call me the pour cripple, people (including employees) came out of their stores to make sure to make their comments on me and even a homeless guy even tried to make fun of me. Well, when we got to the gates of the stadium, had another gentleman from Texas actually run into me, look back and tell me stupid cripple aggies belong in the back in the line. Got in the stadium to sit with my sister and her friends, all nice people but not another person was. I was hit in the back of the head with a couple cups, told I should be shot among other things. Probably the funniest thing I've ever encountered in my life though was the sweater vested, penny loafer frat daddy that made it his duty to cuss me out the entire game. I'm sorry but I couldn't take a guy in a sweater vest, loafers and had the frat sweater tied around his shoulder seriously at all. So I heard all the aggie jokes, saw all the fingers and heard the make them eat $### chant for a long long time. My sister and her friends in all seriousness said they feared for my saftey towards the end of the game after being told a group of guys would be waiting outside the gate for me as they walked by and saw my maroon. I have never been treated so badly in all my life but such a big group of people, but it was so fun to see a silent Austin that day after.

To sum it all up, I'm the proudest member of the Fightin' Texas Aggie Class of 2011 and **** proud of it!!!

[TAMC2011]

There was an Aggie sitting in a rowboat in the middle of the football field. Another Aggie in a truck shows up and asks, "What are you doing?" The 1st Aggie said, "I just bought this boat and I couldn't find a body of water, so I took it here and started paddling." The 2nd Aggie says, "You stupid *****! If I knew how to swim, I would come out there and punch you in the face."

And thats a modified blonde joke

[TEXANottoMAN]

I guess t-sips don't know the alphabet. A comes before L . So the name of the thread should be Aggies v Longhorns.

[TEXANottoMAN]

http://weather.ou.edu/~fiore/images/TXa.jpg

[TEXANottoMAN]

A first grade teacher in Austin, Tx, explains to her class that she is a Longhorn fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Longhorn fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl...
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, " Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Longhorn fan " she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked "Well, if you are not a Longhorn fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Texas A&m Aggie fan," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, WHY are you a Husker fan?"
"Because my Mom is a Aggie fan, my Dad is a Aggie fan, so I am a Aggie fan also."
"Well" said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Aggie fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your Mom was a snotty arrogant jackas*s and your Dad was a snotty arrogant jackas*s, what would you be then?"
"Then" Janie smiled,"We'd be Longhorn fans.

[headsplint]

And thats a modified blonde joke

Hmmmmm, actually its vice versa.

And your story up above was boring as hell.

[TAMC2011]

Hmmmmm, actually its vice versa.

And your story up above was boring as hell.

Ya I don't like stories about when I knowing the ending either, even more so when I know I lose.

[headsplint]

Ya I don't like stories about when I knowing the ending either, even more so when I know I lose.

The funny thing is I didn't read past 2 lines sorry bro.

And you must not like very many stories that involve the aggies then.

[TAMC2011]

The funny thing is I didn't read past 2 lines sorry bro.

And you must not like very many stories that involve the aggies then.

Don't really bother me actually, most aren't true so I don't worry about those things. O and the year was in the first line so knowing the year should mean knowing the result.

Really though, I respect Texas more than any other school out there other than my own. I always cheer for them to win and hope they do. I much rather see Texas teams win than any other. I have alot of good friends that go there along with my sister so I like to see them to do well.

[TEXANottoMAN]

The funny thing is I didn't read past 2 lines sorry bro.


Longhorns haven't learned how to read in paragraphs yet.


LOL :D

you left yourself open for that one...

[BIG ERN]

Hook em

[headsplint]

Hook em

YYYEAAAHHHH!


Aggies = BBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[headsplint]

Longhorns haven't learned how to read in paragraphs yet.


LOL :D

you left yourself open for that one...

Um....Look a doughnut!!! :o

[TEXANottoMAN]

lol - TRUCE until 10:30 pm (after the Texans). After that - game on

[headsplint]

lol - TRUCE until 10:30 pm (after the Texans). After that - game on

Agreed!

[taylor90]

but aggies still suck:cool:

[athegreat]

if we are trying to battle for the worst fans in the bigXII, its for 2nd place because tech has firmly claimed that honor. though i don't see how you can make a point about a&m fans. worst flak a burnt orange wearing couple will get at kyle field is a hiss.


And making dumb jokes about either side is just ignorant. the two schools switch with each other every year as two of the top engineering, business and biological studies programs in the nation. GO THE STATE OF TEXAS!

[TAMC2011]

Ya tech is bad. I know Texas fans aren't bad, just had a bad experience. I know alot of great people there and I know its a great school. I second the GO STATE OF TEXAS, I just want A&M to go a little further than the others...lol

[headsplint]

if we are trying to battle for the worst fans in the bigXII, its for 2nd place because tech has firmly claimed that honor. though i don't see how you can make a point about a&m fans. worst flak a burnt orange wearing couple will get at kyle field is a hiss.


And making dumb jokes about either side is just ignorant. the two schools switch with each other every year as two of the top engineering, business and biological studies programs in the nation. GO THE STATE OF TEXAS!

Hmmm, so your calling us ignorant? Your avatar and attempt at ridicule are weak and ignorant at best.

[athegreat]

Hmmm, so your calling us ignorant? Your avatar and attempt at ridicule are weak and ignorant at best.

...Yes, yes I am. Glad we got that cleared up.

And my avatar? Really? I know you can come up with something better than Busch League avatar bashing. Rattle that tin can on your shoulders a bit harder and see if something substantial falls out. I'll wait.

[headsplint]

...Yes, yes I am. Glad we got that cleared up.

And my avatar? Really? I know you can come up with something better than Busch League avatar bashing. Rattle that tin can on your shoulders a bit harder and see if something substantial falls out. I'll wait.

fail.

[athegreat]

fail.

"Irony is a disciplinarian feared only by those who do not know it, but cherished by those who do."

[jshep]

id rather watch a game in kyle field wearing burnt orange than go to norman anyday. oklahoma has by far the worst fans anywhere. Aggies will be respectful to you just as long as you dont act a fool.

[Vinny]

if you guys can't control yourselves here you will end up losing your privileges. It's in your hands.

[taylor90]

i promise i will control myself =D as best i can

[TEXANottoMAN]

this thread went downhill fast. What happened? I just wanted to make fun of t-sips and the t-sips wanted to make fun of Aggies. no need to get personal.

[TAMC2011]

We should just all get along and hate any non-Texas teams.

[headsplint]

We should just all get along and hate any non-University of Texas teams.

There fixed it!




J/K man!!!:D

[TEXANottoMAN]

There fixed it!




J/K man!!!:D

lol

[TAMC2011]

There fixed it!




J/K man!!!:D

LOL not bad but here's to two undefeatead teams going into late November

[BIG ERN]

Who started the Saw em off garbage?What the hell does that mean ?Bevo would still run over that stupid collie even with out his horns.WTF is Lassie doing posing as an aggie??????????????

[TAMC2011]

Who started the Saw em off garbage?What the hell does that mean ?Bevo would still run over that stupid collie even with out his horns.WTF is Lassie doing posing as an aggie??????????????

Well, for one farmers have sawed off horns of longhorns, bulls, etc. to keep them from attacking each other so thats where that came from. I don't know when we started using it, the biggest thing probably when the War Hymn was wrote. And since a collie is a breed of intelligant hearding dogs, Revielle probably would be the one directing the heard.

[BIG ERN]

Well, for one farmers have sawed off horns of longhorns, bulls, etc. to keep them from attacking each other so thats where that came from. I don't know when we started using it, the biggest thing probably when the War Hymn was wrote. And since a collie is a breed of intelligant hearding dogs, Revielle probably would be the one directing the heard.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!I am a fan of any Texas University but Aggies have some anger issues with Texas.Texas seems to hate OU more than anyone.Poor TTU think A& M takes them seriously LMAO

[TAMC2011]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!I am a fan of any Texas University but Aggies have some anger issues with Texas.Texas seems to hate OU more than anyone.Poor TTU think A& M takes them seriously LMAO

Well, I don't know how the techies got in the convo but Texas has there own version of Saw Em Off too.

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper657/stills/0tr8332d.gif

I don't see the equivalent of sawing off horns to cutting a dogs legs, but eh to each his own.

[headsplint]

Sorry about that guys. I meant no harm. I can apologize now, b/c I'm fresh out of Message Board jail.:D

hahaha welcome back A-B!


Hey anyone know what channel the Longhorn Florida Atlantic game is being televised? I got nothing on my guide showing the game. :mad:

[Huge]

I remember last year when the Ags picked on the Longhorn fans for allowing such a close game with Arkansas State to open up the 2007 season.

Karma...she's not kind.