Caption Contest this week

[ohcop72]

"So, Does this radio on my butt make me look cool?"

[andrew6]

"never thought the coach would bench me in the first quater for getting sacked so much."

[B.Diddy]

"Dude did Mario hit me or was that another one of my motor cycle accidents"

[B.Diddy]

lol i know that was wrong but i couldn't help it

[Prok]

"Ahhhhh feels good to chill on the sidelines watching Leftwich move the team after i put a 30 spot on that Texans D"

[WriterGene]

No!! For the last time! I'M SALT AND YOU'RE PEPPER!!!

[SouthSideTexan]

Ben: Nice Can....You been working out?

#77: Just got my new Bun Master.

Ben: I need to get my center one of those.

[fdknuckles]

Have you seen my baseball?

[TexaStaTexan]

Have you seen my baseball?

hahaha winner. this one has got my vote.

[Jwwillis1]

"Dude why can't your fat *** block Mario?, this sh@# is startin to hurt!?!?!

[Prok]

OK i'll try again


"We're up by 40, and i ran this dude mario over last drive. He was just a tad bit smaller than u."

orrrrrrrr

"Dude, is that a college team on the other sidelines?"





Better ?? :D

[Prok]

BTW Texan fans, not a good idea to poke the giant. :D

[toogoodforeggie]

"I cant believe I am missing dancing with the stars for this sh-it"

[texanfreak]

Hey, did you get proks number? dude sure likes to ride the white pony.

[theCATALYST]

*whispering*....."quick, theres the camera, sing with me"

.....*singing*......"ebony, and ivory, live together in perfect, harmony"

[Towlie]

What are you talking about? We are doing this on our board. It's not like we are on the Steelers board running our mouth. *** cough *** like someone else is doing *** cough *** right now *** cough cough ***

what do you expect... he's a stealer

[Yosarian]

#77-"Mario hit you so hard your head is on backwards bro."
BigBen-"My mouth tastes like grass."

[theCATALYST]

BigBen "Who made Mario a teacher? I have been getting schooled all day"

[B.Diddy]

(moments after a huge mario hit )

77: Hey ben you alright

Ben: Dude where's my car

77: (under his breath) please get well charlie Batch

[El Tejano]

I'm sorry Ben. They said they're defense sucked in preseason!!!

[taylor90]

big ben-i see....steel blue....its...everywhere

#77-Dude you were knocked out for 90 seconds

big ben-90! 90 ahhh number 90! *faints*

meanwhile mendenhall is being carted off the feild after being smashed by okam

[South Texan]

Is this thing on my backside a homing device for their D-Line???

[SuperstarII]

"So, Does this radio on my butt make me look cool?"


Ben: WHaaazzzuppppp!!!!
The Brotha: Why you trying to act all Vanilla Ice on me Big Ben?
Ben: Cuz the Ice is rhyming and to the top I keep on climbing!
The Brotha: Oh noes.......

[Numert]

"Yeah...I was planning on buying another motorcyle..."

[Yosarian]

big ben-i see....steel blue....its...everywhere

#77-Dude you were knocked out for 90 seconds

big ben-90! 90 ahhh number 90! *faints*





rolf!

[Towlie]

ben: dont i look cool with my hat on backwards...
other fatty: im hungry

[headsplint]

After the third Mario sack:

Marvel, WTF...does..this..."L" on my jersey mean???????? Dear god..It keeps looking at me...rrrruuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!

[pure_respect]

Coming soon... White Men Can't Jump 2

[Hwood82]

#77: What's your primary objective?

Roethlisberger: (In robot voice) Evade, deploy oblong projectile towards endzone, we must prevail...we must prevail, must prevail, must pervail, prevail, must prevail......

#77: Crap, Mario knocked the circuits loose again!! HINES !!!!! Get over here and help me with the BenBot....dang on Mario!

[Hwood82]

OK i'll try again


"We're up by 40, and i ran this dude mario over last drive. He was just a tad bit smaller than u."

orrrrrrrr

"Dude, is that a college team on the other sidelines?"





Better ?? :D


Who is this moron?!?!?!?!?!

[spurstexanstros]

" do these pants make my butt look big?"

[texanfreak]

Dude,Vince invited us to a sausage party.

[spurstexanstros]

' No, dude, diet Dr. Peper does not taste like regular Dr. Peper>"

[theCATALYST]

"Yes I'm serious, we should pick up Rosenfelds for next season."

[Number 34]

Ben: Ma..ma.mama says Mario is the Debil!

[JOJORDAN]

"I cant believe the Texans are beating us by 14"

[spurstexanstros]

" Dude, I am serious....Why does Tony Romo get the girls when all he does is choke in the playoffs? I win a superbowl and all I have to show for it is an amish chick and some kiolbasa."

[rush2112mn]

Dude....I just put new rims on my motocyle training wheels.........

[Dominator52]

Ben to #77: Quick pull this football out of my A@@ before Mario comes back.

[texanfreak]

FUUUUUUUUU$% YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! I ain't going back out there number 90's killing me.

[Yosarian]

Ben: Ma..ma.mama says Mario is the Debil!

I vote for this one too! Waterboy rules!

[houstonsportsfan09]

#77: "Hey Ben, tell me how Mario's a** taste." "You can't do it without me."

[headsplint]

Ben: Ma..ma.mama says Mario is the Debil!

ya this one is the best so far.

[BIG ERN]

Ben : I'm a F-F-Fu-t -ball player durrr hurr hurrr

[ohcop72]

Ben: What the hell is going on here ESPN said these guys were a push over.
#77: Yeah I know, those ESPN guys never get it wrong.

[AirForce1]

Ben: I tried smiling at Mario to get him to stop... Do I have something in my teeth cuz he must not like it.

[taylor90]

ben:i always hated mario as a kid..i was more of a luigi guy..

[Yosarian]

77" Just deal the cards

Ben"ok, ready, duel"

77" Aha, i have the kick off card so that means i get to go first" I play my super shield wall which makes it impossible for Mario to get through me next time" Plus it gives off 500 points of damage to any Texans players within 5 yards of me"NOW, I have you trapped in a shield wall damage zone and there is no escape...you're turn"

Ben"Oh yeah, well, you forgot about my Fire Dragon card which doubles the intensity of your shield wall plus doubles in size every 2 seconds."

77" Okay....looks like the Texans scored another td on us..you ready.?"

Ben" I sure hope my fire dragon card works THIS time."

77" Yeah <chuckles> right.

[TexBiff]

Ben: "Now look........the only way I can get to Terry Bradshaw status is I have to look like Terry Bradshaw......... wacha think?...........and I were you, I would look for a kid with a coke and throw him your jersey...."

[Yosarian]

That's hilarious TexBiff. Look for a kid with a coke. :D


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[headsplint]

Ben: "minute, wait a minute, wait stop right there! Listen: Stop right there, man. A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin'? A man goes into a restaurant, and he sits down, he's having a bowl of soup and he says to the waiter, waiter come taste the soup. Waiter says: Is something wrong with the soup? He says: Taste the soup. He says: Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot? He says: Will you taste the soup? What's wrong, is the soup too cold? Will you just taste the soup?! Allright, I'll taste the soup - where's the spoon?? Aha. Aha! ..............................Whadaya know from funny, you *******s?"

:confused::confused::confused:

[headsplint]

Yo Mar-vel, Mar-vel, you think that bull dyke in the white shirt will go out with me?

[da sheetz]

Ben: No dummy 2+2=10

[pure_respect]

Ben: "minute, wait a minute, wait stop right there! Listen: Stop right there, man. A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin'? A man goes into a restaurant, and he sits down, he's having a bowl of soup and he says to the waiter, waiter come taste the soup. Waiter says: Is something wrong with the soup? He says: Taste the soup. He says: Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot? He says: Will you taste the soup? What's wrong, is the soup too cold? Will you just taste the soup?! Allright, I'll taste the soup - where's the spoon?? Aha. Aha! ..............................Whadaya know from funny, you *******s?"

I'll take Eddie Murphy movie references for $500 Alex...

(Coming to America)

[theCATALYST]

77" Just deal the cards

Ben"ok, ready, duel"

77" Aha, i have the kick off card so that means i get to go first" I play my super shield wall which makes it impossible for Mario to get through me next time" Plus it gives off 500 points of damage to any Texans players within 5 yards of me"NOW, I have you trapped in a shield wall damage zone and there is no escape...you're turn"

Ben"Oh yeah, well, you forgot about my Fire Dragon card which doubles the intensity of your shield wall plus doubles in size every 2 seconds."

77" Okay....looks like the Texans scored another td on us..you ready.?"

Ben" I sure hope my fire dragon card works THIS time."

77" Yeah <chuckles> right.

Having had two boys that grew up in the Pokemon, Yugioh era....I found this hilarious.

[Prok]

Who is this moron?!?!?!?!?!


I'm a Steelers fan sheesh. Ya expect me to be pro Texans all the time? Someone had to give voice to the "other side". I didn't mean to offend anybody. It's all in good natured banter, relax. :D

[bugman7star]

Prok...to..lo..gi~~~ yup a steelers fan

[sir trentalot]

No!! For the last time! I'M SALT AND YOU'RE PEPPER!!!

I like this one, my self.