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TEXANSWILDBILL
11-01-2008, 02:53 AM
The Swami says, "Texans-20 Vikings-27." The William says, "Screw the swami." Texans are winning this game. Andre is going to break records. Texans are going .500. Schaub will be air player of the week. Slaton get 150 rushing. Daniels get 2 touchdowns. Kubiak gets a new haircut. Ricky Williams quits smoking pot. The Williams brothers get suspended for this weeks game. The market goes back up. Gas prices goes down to $.99/gal. Troups leave Iraq. I win the lottery. I refill my koolaide for the 12th time!

musicman8251
11-01-2008, 04:10 AM
BAHAHAHAH! thats hilarious! :p :p :D

zanth91
11-01-2008, 09:54 AM
I don't think they'll be suspended before Sunday...

Sportswriter79
11-01-2008, 11:26 AM
The Swami says, "Texans-20 Vikings-27." The William says, "Screw the swami." Texans are winning this game. Andre is going to break records. Texans are going .500. Schaub will be air player of the week. Slaton get 150 rushing. Daniels get 2 touchdowns. Kubiak gets a new haircut. Ricky Williams quits smoking pot. The Williams brothers get suspended for this weeks game. The market goes back up. Gas prices goes down to $.99/gal. Troups leave Iraq. I win the lottery. I refill my koolaide for the 12th time!

The Vikings have a good defense. Tough to see a 150 yard game.

TMac48
11-01-2008, 11:40 AM
How drunk were you when you posted this William?

Rosstafarian
11-01-2008, 12:23 PM
The Vikings have a good defense. Tough to see a 150 yard game.

So that's the only tough part to see happening in his entire post?

RockNRoll!
11-01-2008, 02:36 PM
yeah slaton wont rush for 150 yards. as a team combined, it wont happen. minnesota's run defense is spectacular.

bugman7star
11-01-2008, 03:24 PM
Well let's make their run defense un-spectacular. Somebody is going to do it this season, might as well be us. However, 150 yards rushing or not, the only stat I care about is the W. I hope our offense decides to attack quickly and shut the crowd up and crush their morale. Go Texans...Destroy every moving purple colored object in your sight!

zanth91
11-01-2008, 03:28 PM
Well let's make their run defense un-spectacular. Somebody is going to do it this season, might as well be us. However, 150 yards rushing or not, the only stat I care about is the W. I hope our offense decides to attack quickly and shut the crowd up and crush their morale. Go Texans...Destroy every moving purple colored object in your sight!

We did it to the Titans we can do it to them.

Texan Heat
11-01-2008, 03:28 PM
Well let's make their run defense un-spectacular. Somebody is going to do it this season, might as well be us. However, 150 yards rushing or not, the only stat I care about is the W. I hope our offense decides to attack quickly and shut the crowd up and crush their morale. Go Texans...Destroy every moving purple colored object in your sight!

Ditto, couldn't have said it any better than that.

superdave532
11-01-2008, 06:28 PM
I don't think they'll be suspended before Sunday...

hahahaha that's the only problem you saw with his first post? :D

buffsoldier
11-02-2008, 01:09 AM
We must protect this house!!...wait we're playing there. Well...we must infultrate their defenses!!....no, that doesnt sound cool. We must render them ineffective!!...no that doesnt work either......Oh well, forget it. Just pass some of that Koolaide this way. :cool: